• Mr. Duck approches Emily to see if she would like to go out for a drink sometime....
  • Mr. Duck decides it's probably not a good idea afterall since Emily tries to bite his head off.
  • Mr. Duck appraoches Mr. Uglypants to see if he would like to go out on a date sometime.
  • Mr. Duck sees a dashing young fellow from across the room. He approaches.
  • The dashing young fellow procedes to be bullemic in front of Mr. Duck. TOTAL turnoff!
  • Mr. Duck spies a strangely alluring chap from across the room.
  • Wow. So alluring.....Mr. Duck decides he wants to be that straw.
  • Mr. Duck askis the chap what he's doing for dinner.
  • This fine young chap responds with "you, Mr. Duck, you."
  • Someone yells from across the room, "You guys are sooo gaaayyyy!"
  • The meany laughs when Mr. Duck tells the chap that they're over before they had even begun.
  • Dave pouts. He has been dumped by a duck.
  • Dave is approached by the dashing fellow.
  • He asks what's wrong and the gay boy tells him.
  • That's alright says the dashing fellow. I'm gay too! But nevertheless it won't get Mr. Duck back
  • The 2 gay boys cry in eachother's arms but the dashing chap is accidentally kneed in the jewels.
  • "Your mine sucka!" the dashing fellow is angry!
  • The chap gives the fellow a bit of what his gay fathers taught him!
  • He gets a headlock and a punch in return.
  • But the chap wins in the end.
  • Oh no! The fellow is trying to escape! Get 'em gay boy! Get 'em!
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