• This blue Ford Fiesta looks to be a fine automobile
  • Who's the stud next to the Fiesta? I would love to sleep with him...his car is just so sexy, I
  • Wait, why is Aponte on the right side of the car? What is the steering wheel doing there?
  • Traversing the streets of London...my view from the back seat. This was a tense moment.
  • Hooray! We're on the M1!
  • Billdozed.
  • Hi, Feinstein! We're going to Scotland!
  • The British countryside, viewed from within a Ford Fiesta.
  • Yep, nothing can go wrong. The countryside is just so great. We'll be in Scotland in no time.
  • Fiesta, baby...that's Spanish for PARTY! But why are we stopped? Wait, what does the gas cap s
  • Oh, #####.
  • Yes, Gregory, it says diesel.
  • DIESEL!
  • ##### diesel.
  • No, sticking your ##### in the tank won't get the regular gas out of the diesel tank.
  • "Maybe we can push the car to Scotland."
  • "Eric, give me a hand."
  • Hey, the tow truck finally came! It only took three ##### hours!
  • Wow, I am glad I got to look at this view for three hours while we waited for a tow truck.
  • This is the view from the side of the road, 30 miles south of the Scottish border. I got to enj
  • Sigh. Maybe one day I'll get to Scotland.
  • To paraphrase Chumbawumba, we got knocked down, but got up again. We re-focused and reached the
  • ...SCOTLAND!
  • I am a loser.
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