• I enjoyed the party while my lame ##### roommates passed out
  • eg: "take the picture now so I can get away from this girl..seriously who invited ez?? SECURITY!
  • My significant other
  • We are in a CLOSED relationship thank you very much
  • I brought her a casserole dish to yack in
  • Cheating on me? Ehhh, I'll allow it, its Christmas
  • I definately need a tan
  • My boo
  • Wow I have a pretty long tongue..never really noticed
  • Ta daaaaaaaaa
  • Don't remember this but I was probably aiming for the neck
  • People being merry
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