• Complications of Bacardi and wine
  • Making love to a giant red phone booth
  • Right before I got conned into swimming in Lake Michigan
  • On the beach with the city view
  • Bottoms up
  • Post Wine, Pre Bacardi
  • Playing me Ben Folds
  • Drunk on CTA
  • I ordered you futomaki.... but I ate it.
  • Somewhere on Rush Street
  • There was this one time....
  • With the fellas
  • My brother and his lady friend Monica
  • The infamous "pervert" stare
  • Where we spent half our Saturday night
  • Mmm here it goes down, down into my belly
  • Well color me happy, there's a sofa here for two!
  • Welcome to Suite 666
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