• Do you remember that time...
  • Okay...this is a general knowledge question! Oh, wait!  You're not qualified!
  • Oh look!  Evidence of a short attention span, caught on film!
  • This is the Perfect Height!
  • Isn't she gorgeous? Too bad she's taken!
  • I told you, no candy! Now take your vitamins! Don't forget the Vitamin E!
  • I told you no pictures!  People pay millions for this kinda stuff!
  • Look straight into the camera, and I'll try not to look like I'm holding the camera!
  • That's right!  Hold on tight, cause this elevator is going up!
  • Wow, from this angle I can really see the difference that Rogaine is making!
  • Just sit here and look pretty, don't say a word!...sssshhh!
  • Hey don't put your hand there...that hurts!
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